Any path I take that starts at “Pinterest” inevitably winds up at “glitter.” Glitter nail polish always seems like a good idea and is much less of a commitment than a questionable sparkly holiday outfit, however, it never ends well. I don’t know why we don’t fireproof things or attach things to the ISS with glitter nail polish – it is as permanent a substance as I’ve found. There is no amount of acetone that changes this.
I will be in the bathroom with cotton balls and a chisel for the next hour if anyone is looking for me.
Several other post-Christmas miracles have happened today:
1. The sun came out. Hallelujah.
2. I got a picture of our runty cat with her eyes open. She looks extra scraggly, peg-legged and dragon-like, but this is definitely progress, guys.
3. Not a miracle, because I hang out with exceptionally nice people, but my friends responded to my request for cereal! Cincinnati’s Ronald McDonald House posts a wish list of needed items to make the stays a little more homey for their families, and cereal is always a hit. The price of admission to our Christmas this party was a box of cereal. I like that the boxes ran the gamut from healthy to nearly pure sugar. I’m sure all will be appreciated.